Dude! You drank my contacts!
When I went home this weekend, I saw my brother Daniel. We met for a late night snack at Austin Java Company on Sunday night. While sitting outside on the patio, he told me about his latest trip with his band.
His band, which will not be named, at least for now, played a show in Ft. Worth on Saturday night. During the show, the lead singer (not Daniel) got more and more wasted. By the end of the night, the rest of the band convinced him that it was time to go back to the hotel and chill instead of heading over to some party. While the party might have been fun, keeping tabs on the singer would not.
Back at the hotel, the guys hung out, watched TV, and shared a bottle of nice vodka. The lead singer continued to drink. As everyone was going to bed, Daniel went to brush his teeth and take out his contacts. It was then that he remembered that he’d forgotten to pack a contact case. He grabbed one of the glasses from the bathroom counter and put some contact solution in it. He then floated his contacts in the solution. To keep someone from throwing them out, Daniel hid this glass in the corner of the bathroom shelf, along with his overnight kit.
The next morning, Daniel found the glass on the counter, empty. This is how I imagine the rest of the scene played out.
Approximately 10am, Sunday morning….
Daniel: Hey, does anyone know who drank out of this glass? I had it in the CORNER of the SHELF.
Lead singer: Awww man, I was SOOO thirsty last night…
Daniel: Uhhh, what?
Lead singer: I was so thirsty I drank it man.
Daniel: Dude! You drank my contacts!
Everyone laughs in disbelief…
Lead singer: Oh, I’m SO sorry dude. I didn’t see what it was I just drank it.
Daniel: That’s nasty. You mean you didn’t taste the saline solution or anything? It’s okay, but I just can’t believe you drank my contacts.
Sunday 04 Jun 2006 | sarah | Funny
Grey Goose with a Renu/Acuvue chaser - really hits the spot.