Worthless

What a worthless piece of fucking shit….

Our new “coinless” washing machines were installed for our apartments last week. At last, after six months of construction, we have more than two crappy washers for our entire complex.

I went downstairs tonight, Saturday night, and no one was washing clothes. “Great,” I thought. I have the whole lot of them to myself.

When I went to add money to my laundry card, I got this message.

No dial tone. Please try again later.

WTF? Why must you mock me like this? Why? What have I done? I just want clean underwear and a fresh towel. Why are you making it so hard?

Maybe I’ll get a tub and a scrub-board, sit on my porch, and hand-wash my clothes while singing hymns.

*grrrr…piece of shit*

2 Responses to “Worthless”

  1. on 19 Mar 2006 at 10:51 pm Lisa

    it’s clear that the universe has spoken, and the universe wants you to have dirty underwear.

    the universe is a mysterious thing…

  2. on 20 Mar 2006 at 10:12 am sarah

    Well, the will of the universe has been trumped. By using the old washers that still take quarters, I was able to run four loads last night. Yay! Clean socks are SO nice.