My Owie

Aside from being poked and prodded at 7:30 yesterday morning, I got stabbed. Okay, I’m being dramatic. I got a tetanus shot and let me tell you it’s the gift that keeps on givin’. My left arm is sore and there is a hard lump where the needle went in. I guess it isn’t any worse than soreness after a tough upper body workout but the swelling is not from toned muscles. No, it’s from a disease. Fun times.

The best and worst quote of the day:

Tasteless alert!

On the French airliner crash yesterday:

Got hit by lightning, eh? Apparently even God, Himself, dislikes the French.
Nah, he thought they were Scout leaders but corrected himself at the last minute.

Didnt the plane split in half. Why are they jumping out the door. Go out the big hole in the middle.

Probably because they didn’t want to run TOWARDS the fire in the back of the plane.

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